Source: oakenbutt.tumblr.com Happy April Fools’ Day

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my little brother just snapchatted me

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i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about

unless its hitler

then it’s only nein times cuter

i am done

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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

why are all the papers blank

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A lot of people don’t know that I’m really a silly guy. I don’t take anything seriously.

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I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button


this has too many notes to be safe

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hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

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You’ve got hands, Mr. Connolly. Two big hands. So, why is that your wife’s job? Well, it’s housework isn’t it?

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mitt romney married to a fucking zombie

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why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

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